make ‘em laugh

One of my favorite musical numbers of all times.

reason to be paranoid #462

Anytime, anywhere, truck tires could attack without warning. To their sick kind, bowling for humans is sport. Sure, they might look all innocent as they go roaring by connected to 17 other wheels, but don’t be fooled. Given the chance, they’d like nothing better than to kill you and everyone you love.

kobe bryant stunt

It has come to my attention that the veracity of this clip has become a major debate among various internet experts. It’s real, people! If you don’t believe it, a simple experiment will prove it to you: try it yourself! Not many people know this, but it’s a well established fact that the average physically fit adult actually has the verticle leap necessary to perform this stunt. The hard part is the hang time, which is why Kobe uses an Aston Martin (kind of cheating if you ask me). So the trick is that you just need to have your friend with the fastest car do the driving and tell him to really floor it! You’ll see. It’s a piece of cake.

(EDIT: Whether the clip is real or a camera trick, the man has undeniable ups. You probably don’t. Please don’t actually try this at home….but if you do, film it!)