how i get my jollies

I don’t know where the folks at YesButNoButYes found this video of me! Damn paparazzi! First they kill Diana, and now they can’t even let me enjoy my bodacious shark surfing hobby in peace.

i think they can dance

The song is dope, the chick looks kinda slutty, the dude dances like a badass weirdo, and the choreography makes good use of all that. End result: hotness. Probably my favorite routine (of many good ones) from this season’s SYTYCD.

I know it makes me a 12 year old girl to say this (omg lolz), but I really enjoy this show. Between having some really talented dancers and eliminating that dork, Dan Karady, this turned out to be a great season. The only way it could have been better would be if they had waterboarded Mary live on stage everytime she tried to open her screech-hole.

“THEY’RE ON MY HOT TOMALE…”

[dunk] 

“Blurgle….”

lightning strikes the same blog twice!

First in super slow mo:

(from Neatorama)

Then hitting an airplane:

Apparantly this is no big deal and probably happens all the time.