italian motorcycle police

I’m glad they spent their time practicing stuff like this instead of trying to stop the mafia. Think of all the great gangster movies that would never have been made!

east bloc story

In tonight’s performance of West Side Story, the part of the Jets will be played by Georgia (on the right). The part of the Sharks will be played by Russia (on the left). The part of Leonard Bernstein will be played by…[checks playbill]…um…Run DMC? Sure, why not.