new pickup line: wanna see my dancing slinky?

From No veas este blog!!!

camp hollywood 2008 pro lindy hop

Great stuff. So much new and original material in here.

how to: windmills

To celebrate my 100th post (huzzah!) I’m starting a new feature for Stuff That Moves: a recurring series of “How To” posts! We’ll start things off with a classic b-boy move, windmills.

Damn, I wish I had youtube when I was in high school! I can’t even begin to count the number of times I slammed my leg or hip into the ground trying to learn how to do these by trial and error! Oh – and rhythm. I wish I had that in high school too…

…and a girl friend. That would have been pretty cool.

ninja warrior

Probably my favorite thing on tv. Here’s a tribute to the run that earned Makoto Nagano ”ultimate victory:”

impressive ups

If you are 5′9, this guy could jump over you.

roller suit

via haha.nu

pas de deux…sur le tête

One of the many things that I learned about China from the 10 gajillion hours that I spent watching the Beijing Olympics is that they have a very unique national motto. It doesn’t translate perfectly to English, but it’s something like, “China: taking stuff that you thought was fairly difficult to begin with, and doing it on top of another human being. Since 1266.”

Here we see the amazing Chinese Ballet Circus and their Pas de Deux troupe from Guangdong living up to the national motto. See also the Russian bar.

whee catapults!

Behold, the fratapult courtesy of Geekologie:

Also the smack-that-apult, courtesy of Akon:

One throws morons off to be swept away by an alarmingly swift river. One throws morons into a mass of people who are alarmingly unhelpful when it comes to crowd surfing. Both come with equally craptacular music and varying degrees of illegality.

amtrak loves it when you do this

Wee!

(from many places, but haha.nu featured it recently)

jerry miculik

If you give him a dozen Danishes, he could give you back a dozen donuts in less than three seconds. Sometimes, though, i just want them in two dammit! Keep practicing Jerry!

…just kidding, man, please don’t hurt me.