Generally, when it comes to theater, you can take any great film, play, or musical and ruin it pretty quickly by adding two little words: “On Ice!” Seriously, try it. Pick anything good and add those two words — “Schindler’s List…on ICE!” Strangely though, the converse holds true when you replace the ice skates with roller skates. Awesome things become awesomer. One of those great mysteries of the universe, I suppose.
Exhibit A: Gene Kelly…on Skates!
Exhibit B: Astair and Rogers…on Skates!
I submit swimming pools on stakes (with cool music) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLJLI2jFcCE