genki sudo returns

This dude used to smash faces and take limbs home as trophies. Now he’s reinventing the one man dance and holding down a respectable music career. Good for him.

Stay wth it for the great illusions at the end.

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senegalese cycling silliness

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wheel of awesome

Just beautiful. Watch it once to just enjoy. Watch it a second time to imagine all the faceplants and crunched toes/fingers that you’d incur if you tried it.

more amazing teamwork from japan

If you thought that Japanese people were pretty cool with their synchronized walking, you should see them fly.

Lots of my friends have been posting this on FB recently. For anyone looking for more context, the video info says that they are a team from Aomori University in Japan, performing at the 2009 All Japan Mens Rhythmic Gymnastics Championships.

so you think you can dance?

…perhaps you should reconsider.

Best part: 2:38 when the guy is like “Yesss! NAILED it!”

You got served ballerinas!

human flag moonwalk

Next up:

• Human flag Humpty Dance
• Human flag Stanky Leg
• Human flag Bartman (if you can do it, you’re bad like Michael Jackson)

ivan vasiliev

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to Ivan. Now back at your man. Now back to Ivan.

Sadly your man is not Ivan Vasiliev. He looks like Johnny Depp (mascara and all). He dances. He’s mega-strong. He’s cultured. He probably has a suave foreign accent. My theory: built by Russian super scientists (the very same who produced that other infamous Ivan: Ivan Drago) to steal our women and corrupt them into spying for the Kremlin.

Seriously, not since Twilight have I seen such a ridiculously unreal assemblage of desireable male qualities. It’s not even fair to the rest of us.

Notice that he is so good that his fellow cast mates crowd the wings of the stage to applaud his moves during rehersal.

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ruby keeler and lee dixon

My last post was about a MMA fighter who gives me nightmares, this one is about a cute tap dancing couple, ’cause that’s how we roll here at stuff that moves.

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hurry up and watch this

…because clips from this show never stay on youtube for long and this is pretty wonderful.

theme o’ the day: wiggly people in convenience stores

First the awesome CGI version, with incredible dancing coming from uncredited performers (David Elsewhere maybe?):

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Now the non-CGI “in real life” version, with incredible hilarity coming from debilitating drug abuse:

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