quinton “rampage” jackson

26 08 2008

Former UFC LHW champ Quinton “Rampage” Jackson was formally charged yesterday for…um…Well, for going on a rampage. On July 25th he got all GTA in his monster truck (pics after the jump) and smashed up a bunch of cars in Newport Beach.

In honor of that idiocy, here he is rampaging through Ricardo Arona:

Easily the most elegant solution to an imminent triangle choke that I’ve ever seen.

On a related note, what do you call it when you fully live up to the hyperbole of your nickname? Irony? Not really. It’d only be ironic if he were the victim of a rampage. It’s not really coincidence either. 

Seriously, what the heck to you call this situation?! We need a new term! English major fight fans of the world unite (all two of you)! I don’t want to be caught unprepared in the event that Wanderlei Silva really does go on an ax murdering spree or if Sean Sherk really does somehow mutate into a “muscle shark.”




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