man vs. truck vs. train

5 03 2009

Somehow man comes out on top. I hear that despite getting clobbered by a truck getting clobbered by a freight train, he survived with relatively minor injuries.

I also hear that he eats plutonium for breakfast and uses 500 lb. anacondas as hula hoops. You know that asteroid that came within a few thousand miles of destroying life on earth earlier this week? Word on the street is that this guy gave it a mean look and that thing decided to keep its distance.




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