alistair overeem

12 01 2010

In honor of the gnarly black eye I received last night in training, here’s a killer highlight reel of Alistair Overeem dishing out punishment and messin’ fools’ faces up.

I wonder if any of these dudes have to explain their facial carnage at work the next day the way I do.





trick or tre…*facepunch*

29 10 2009

boo!Happy Halloween, Trashcan Monster! This year I think I’m going to dress up like the black kid and just instantly react to any movement around me with a punch in the face. Wife reaches for tv remote: boom, facepunch. Co-worker pushes a button on the elevator: ka-powey. Bird flys a little too close: unhesitating Shoryuken to the beak.





can i make another “in soviet russia…” joke?

20 10 2009

Is that allowed? Do I lean on this old standby a little too much whenever I post something about Russia?

Perhaps I do. I will play this one straight: In Soviet Russia AHHHH MURDER-BUS! RUNNNN!

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note to self: never prank someone…

13 10 2009

…in the immediate vicinity of Tony Jaa or anyone possessing his amazing backkicking abilities.

I can’t stop watching this clip. It comes from a Candid Camera type show in Brussels, so it should be no surprise that Jean Claude Van Dam also thinks it rocks.

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"YEAAAA!"





anderson silva has learned how to manipulate the matrix. he will save us all.

13 08 2009

Here we see Anderson Silva back-peddling and throwing casual-looking shots from the waist. Even if I was fighting a handicapped 4 year-old girl, I don’t think I could make it look this easy and Anderson is not fighting a toddler here. He is fighting a skillful, well-conditioned, athletic monster of an opponent (I’m pretty sure Forrest could beat me up using only his ears, but — to be fair —  his ears are probably a little bigger than me), and he’s making it look so easy.

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He’s just scary good. Where did he come from? What the heck is he doing different from everyone else that just puts him on a different level?





you’ll poke your eye out

30 07 2009

Seriously Wushu guys, be careful with those pokey things.

And ladies, be careful with those…um…light? sabers? It’s all too easy to lose a limb with those things.

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blimey guv’na! you got ktfo’d!

14 07 2009
This is so ugly that it’s just beautiful. The way Bisping’s head goes be-yoi-yoi-yoing from side to side like a speed bag is pretty sick and Hendo definitely gets extra entertainment points in my book for giving ol’ Mister Right Hand a lil’ kiss just before swan diving into that last shot.
cheerio! pip pip!

cheerio! pip pip!

Bisping didn’t make it to the post-fight press conference, but one of his trainers had this to say of him:

‘E’s passed on! This fighter is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the mat ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-FIGHTER!”